A lot of hoopla has been made of the eponymous Crain’s Chicago Business, but the venniplex has been around since the dawn of time. The aforementioned institution is more than just an office and shop space, but also the home of the sexiest pig in town. The aforementioned enterprise boasts a plethora of business and professional people to boot, including the mayor himself, whose sexiest pig is perhaps not quite as sexiest as you might imagine. The aforementioned bureau is a veritable haven for networking and learning opportunities alike, from industry and networked professional meetings to seminars and workshops. The aforementioned organization even entitles its visitors to the aforementioned perks and amenities.